Sh*t Oscar PR Girl Says
- darlingbonnie
- Feb 21, 2014
- 3 min read
Sh*t Oscar PR Girl Says
Ok so we're all familiar with
Erika Bearman
right
?!?
Dope dark hair chick
who runs around in
upscale gowns
and host that
charming, true to heart
New York Gal Splendor
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The girly who made
Vogue News
upon
dying her hair blonde in 2012.
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She's better known
in the
social media sphere
as
@OscarPRGirl
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If you're unaware of her
existence
then
No.01 Be shamed
No. 02 Dont just sit there Google her idiot
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Anyways
we obsess over her
incessantly
as noted in our entry on the
Quintessential #SocietyGirl
one of our
most endearing past times
include
reading & rereading
her tweets for sport.
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So along with the lovely spoof
that the hotties
at her office put together
in that vid
that we've displayed below,
we've also gathered
a few of our favorite tweets
from one
Miss.Erika Bearman
and we've placed them here
in
so that everyone is made
aware of the fact that
these are statements to live by
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Get into this
Hip Hop Loving
Oscar de la Renta pushing
Glamazon
@OscarPrGirl
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* "aquaphor + bb cream. if you must freeze on the tundra
this is the way to do it. #Stateoftheunion"
* "I always have black grosgrain ribbon in case I need to
wrap up a gift."
* "Don't worry your pretty little mind, people
throw rocks at things that shine."
* "Usually when I'm holding a weird looking
juice in a tupperware that's when I'm
in the elevator with Michael Kors."
* "Girls in Oscar get good air"
* "If the sidewalk is not shoveled, someone will need to carry me."
* " 'The important thing is aerobics.' - My grandmother,
Jan 1. phone call"
* "Your stock is up."
* "A call from Oscar while shopping at forever 21 -
my perfect high/low"
* "And the next thing you know, you're ironing placemats
like a psycho."
* "You better not cry."
* "Be careful with leopard."
* "Gold is a neutral."
* "Is it impossible to find a rose gold french press?"
* "I endorse a white feather jacket."
* "big coats > tights"
* "Use your outside voice."
* "Moroccan women may rival the parisienne for
best black eyeliner."
* "Dont lose your muchness."
* "I don't want to sound like a space cadet
but sometimes you have to look at a map."
* "I'm sure it's fine to use a white burgundy for beef
bourguignon, right?"
* "Not everyone can pull off "Happy Friday"."
* " Just ask yourself: would kim novak
have worn this in Vertigo?"
* "2 Chainz Story in @womensweardaily is brilliant. #fedswatching"
* "Think I'm the only person at yankee stadium
in a satin pencil skirt?"
* "Hot guy with bad shoes, a classic tale."
* "I think its better if we stop using
vegetables to describe colors."
* "Just need to bring home these Oscar Coats
and this dimepiece hoodie."
* " She never bothers with people she hates."
* "Also, you must learn how to cook
chana masala."
* " Warning: cooking with a bare midriff
has the potential to cause serious injury.
* " I don't go to sleep to dream."
* "I'm at a sporting event."
* " Confession: a few people call me shiny."
* "Dress code: full on"
* "New rule for gay weddings: if it's 2 boys,
you can wear white. thanks fellas. x"
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By now
Im sure you get the gist of her
magnificence
If you're not following her on
all social networks
do so now
and our advice to you,
though
twitter is a dying art
log on just to read her tweets
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Tis all for now
as you know
is the best place to
find us.
Xoxo Darling Bonnie & Co.
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