B*A*P*S Entry
- darlingbonnie
- Feb 5, 2014
- 2 min read
If you've never seen the 1997
B*A*P*S
No. 01 be shamed
No. 02 be happy that we've got the youtube link here
Pressing on for those of us who are
current on the matter at hand.
There are several things that we can learn from
Niecey & Mickey
& all of their fantastic escapades
but we've highlighted the
Top 10
that we felt we're cruical elements to the
They are as follows:
* No. 01:
Don't ever wear
plastic garments or high hair in hot & humid weather.
Your wardrobe will sweat & your hair will collapse.
*No. 02:
If for whatever reason
you are to ever wear plastic garments & high hair
in hot & humid weather,
it is important to know how
to turn the passanger portion of a limo
into a makeshift hair salon.
This permits you a space to revamp yourself.
*No. 03:
Chase your dreams.
Especially if they're leading you cross country
and into the mansion of a wealthy older gentlemen
who geuniely wants nothing more then
to eat your cooking, shop with you,
talk about your fake dead grandmother
& listen to classic 90s rap albums.
*No. 04:
In the words of Mr. Johnson
(the late great Bearnie Mac)
"If it's too hot in the kitchen, leave.
If the shoe fits wear it,
if it's too tight, TAKE IT OFF."
*No.05:
Your man should NEVER
have a cracked up tired perm
nor should he walk around
maintaining the image of Superfly's little brother,
Super flea.
He MUST also be gainfully employed
and possess goals, ambition, & a drivers liscense.
*No. 06:
There's no food like soul food.
*No. 07
Good Things come in 3's.
*No. 08:
Trust no one with the Modus Operandi
(or MO as people generally refer to it as)
of an Issac or an Antonio.
*No. 09:
Always support your friend's missions
no matter how outlandish they may be.
If it is her desire to
"dance her butt off for some $10,000"
to get the salon-a-raun up and running,
then you need only back her in this notion.
*No. 10:
Believe in and relentlessly pursue
the entrepreneurial dream.
Get it. Got it. GOOD.
Leave any cruical B*A*P tips that you feel
should be listed here, below.
& Of course join in on all the
fun happening constantly on our
xoxo
Dalring Bonnie & Co.
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